an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems
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going to Bed, does anybody want anything?
yeah can I get a fucking, uhhh
yeah sure i guess if that's all they had
[ID: Two images. The first is a diagram of Maslow's hierarchy of needs completely colored in light orange, with the words "hrt that makes you a fucking werewolf" over the diagram. The second is the same diagram, fully colored in red, with the words “hrt that makes you a fucking vampire”. END ID.]
My job on the leftist commune will be to walk around all the bakeries with a .45 caliber handgun and choose which loaves of bread get turn into bagels by shooting the bagel hole through them.
ARGH!!!!! THAT'S NOT HOW BAGELS ARE MADE!
Damn for real?
First base is beating the shit out of each other second base is having a civil conversation
Third base is dying for each other fourth base is marriage
why do so many teenagers follow me. you know i do drugs right.
advice for teens: don't do drugs and drive, don't do drugs with people that don't care about you or people you feel responsible for, don't do drugs for the first time in public, and don't do drugs for the first time alone. also tbh i would recommend not doing anything stronger than weed or alcohol until you're above the age of 18. also nicotine isn't as good as you think it is. addiction is real and seek help if you find yourself leaning on a substance to clear your head/relax more than, like, twice per week. stay safe.
telling teens not to do drugs doesn't work. practical advice like this is so important.
In addition to "don't do drugs for the first time alone", preferably do it with somebody who stays sober and who has experience with what you're taking.